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Thursday, November 5, 2026·Late Edition
ROAST MY ___
Your stuff
Your roast will appear here.
— SELF-INFLICTED
Roast My ___
Thursday, November 5, 2026·Self-Inflicted Desk·Free
1. The subject
Objects, places, habits, work, and choices only — not people.
2. Optional
We'll read the page and roast its design, copy, and choices.
No payment, no account. Roast My is on the house.
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House rules
Roast My is for your stuff, not your people. Nothing about appearance, identity, or anyone under 18.