ONE LINK. MAXIMUM DRAMA.Send someone
Send someone
a card they'll
actually open.
Good newsBad newsor a roast
Write it or generate it, pay once, and get a suspenseful reveal link you send them yourself.From $1.99.
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How it works
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Good news, bad news, or a roast.
02
Write it or generate it
Type your own or let the generator do the funny part.
03
Pay once, send it
You get a link and send it to them yourself.
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Late edition samples
Sit down. Actually stand up. You got the apartment, and the landlord said you were the easiest application all year.
The office plant did not make it. It fought bravely for six days without water. There will be a small ceremony by the bin.
You describe yourself as 'a morning person' and then arrive at 11:40 with an iced coffee and a story about traffic that nobody asked for.
Questions, briefly
- Do they need an account?
- No. They just open the link and tap to reveal.
- Can I stay anonymous?
- Only on good news. Bad news and roasts always show your name.
- How mean can a roast get?
- Funny-mean, never cruel. The generator refuses anything punching at looks or identity.
- What do I actually pay for?
- One payment per message, or grab a 5-card pack for $7.99 ($1.60 each). No account, no subscription.